around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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