come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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