Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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