why didn't you poke me back
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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