You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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