id be glad to
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
