How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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