It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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