I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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