so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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