At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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