I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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