I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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