Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Mom said you looked used
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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