They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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