Sry I called you an 8
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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