he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
