I feel like I'm in dance class right now
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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