We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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