That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
