He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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