i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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