I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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