bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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