Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Life without a bra equals bliss.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
