If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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