we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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