How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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