There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.