Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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