As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this will be a night to untag.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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