I'm gonna have a badass scar
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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