ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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