THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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