in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
there is glitter all over my balls
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