This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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