I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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