Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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