I am puke
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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