At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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