i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
People in love make me want to vomit
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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