its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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