if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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