if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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