first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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