I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That accounts for only three of the penises
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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