I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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