How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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