Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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