Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
People in love make me want to vomit
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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