everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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