It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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