ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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