There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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