question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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