i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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