love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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