Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
time to smoke my breakfast
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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