I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Bring me that man meat
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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