who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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